dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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