good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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