Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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