there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
