yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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