3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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