Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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