I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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