Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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