Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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