evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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