You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What a fucking waste of an outfit
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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