We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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