Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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