What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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