No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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