Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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