i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
