Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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