She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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