What a fucking waste of an outfit
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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