Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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