the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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