we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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