By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do plants get herpes?
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