and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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