LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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