i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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