I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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