She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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