you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
did you just send me my own nude
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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