This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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