i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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