After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he fucked my hip out of place.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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