are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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