the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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