Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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