Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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