I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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