That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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