When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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