We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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