I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Is it penis luge time yet?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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