I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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