Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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