Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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