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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I love you.
Bad choice
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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