Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
