Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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