Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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