plz talk dirty to me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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