Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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