Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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