He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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