Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
