I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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