we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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